Hope you all feel brain-rested by the recent absence of weekend teasers, but now I'm back here's a new one for you.
Remember, things are not always as they seem: what's this?

Happy guessing!
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@ Saturday, 14. Jul, 2007 – 15:54:46
Hope you all feel brain-rested by the recent absence of weekend teasers, but now I'm back here's a new one for you.
Remember, things are not always as they seem: what's this?

Happy guessing!
Good guess Spicy, but I'm not quite that peachy. ![]()

Mmm - I smell a red herring
but I'm not a red snapper 
I believe it would be true to say the bouquet would be quite pleasing, were you to sniff this. ![]()
I'm not being lead up that garden path again 
You might fine one of these in a garden - even in my garden...
On the other hand........I might not! ![]()
Indeed, since you may find one at the edge of a road or in a field or park...
.......OR MAY NOT! 
Have you been kerb crawling again? ![]()
You get picked up curb crawling over here....
It's a flower petal.
Not a flower petal Gil 
A peach?
Either that or the surface of Mars ! 
But I'm going with peach for now ![]()
It looks as though it ought to be a peach doesn't it? But I'm sorry to say it isn't one of those. 
Oh no! it's my sunburnt bum ![]()
Were you at that beach on Thira too then? 
Perhaps I should offer you editorial rights... 
No but I was at la_spice's party last night - were you that photographer chap from "HIYA" magazine flashing everyone? ![]()
Don't tell me I did a moonie! ![]()
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Looks like my bum but I haven't been to Greece 
La-spice party perhaps???
I remember now - we all did a moonie ![]()
Oh the shame of it ![]()
Well it's not Wuga's bum I remember she had a tattoo 
It can't be yours dafter it's not spotty! 
All this mooning and I damn well missed it! Bugger.... ![]()
How come I'm always in the wrong place when the whole world decided to moon??? ![]()
Not the **whole world** just the girl bloggers at last night's hen party.
Hen party, huh? No wonder I missed it! 
Irish was there - he said he was "butling"!
Ogling more like 
Yes Irish ogles like he blogs!
With fervour! 
I can just imagine...
Being consistent I haven't the foggiest idea what your latest Teaser could be but welcome back anyway.
James.
Hi James.
Being a man of the soil it's something you may recognise...
No, wait, it’s your other half who does the gardening isn’t it?
Aha it's James' sunburnt bum - I'd recognise it anywhere - sooo peachy! ![]()
Hang on a minute "it's something you may recognise" are you a contortionist too James?
I see a pattern emerging somewhere! ![]()
OK stop being daft - A POPPY?
Go on say it "poppycock"! 
Okay...
Poppycock! 
Neither a poppy nor James's bum. 
A juicy slug?
You're right Spicy, 

Oh that wasn't a guess I was just calling you names! 
I should have known! 
A juicy slug - I serve them in my cocktail bar! 
**Juicy Slug**
1 oz. Southern Comfort®
1 oz. peach schnapps
Soda water
Serve over ice in a short glass
Cheers ![]()
Oh good lord, is there nothing you don't have a cocktail for? 
Sounds OK though....
Just try me! The selection is amazing - something for all tastes. ![]()
I couldn't find a "good lord" as requested
This is the best I could come up with:
**Godhead**
1/4 white rum
1/4 vodka
1/4 Raspberry Liqueur
dash lime juice
dash 151 Proof Rum
Pour Rum, Vodka, Rasberry Liqueur and Lime Juice a cocktail shaker glass. Chill with ice and strain into your shot glass. Float 151 Rum on top of shot. Throw down or ignite and throw down. (Igniting the 151 Rum will lower the alcoholic content.)
This one sounds a bit too powerful to me! ![]()
Bloody hell, that's rocket fuel! I bet I couldn't drink more than 5.....
4.....
3.....
2.....
1.....
Hic!

How about a 'Bulwark'??
Mmm .... checks dictionary .....
bulwark (n.) an embankment built around a space for defensive purposes
bulwark (n.) a fence-like structure around a deck
bulwark (n.) a protective structure of stone or concrete
This was the best I could do:-
**A Bannister**
1 1/2 oz. gin
1 oz. Applejack
1 tbs. Pernod
1/2 tbs. grenadine
In a mixing glass half-filled with crushed ice, combine all of the ingredients. Stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass
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Good definitions of a bulwark (Bulwark is also the name of a ship in the RN).
I would never have thought of mixing gin with Pernod. Comes to that I would never have thought of mixing anything with Pernod...
I see you can't sleep either! ![]()
I had cheese for supper - what's your excuse?
I wonder if I could find a "Hello Sailor" in my naughtical nautical cocktail book?
It must be rum based with a slice of lemon to ward off the scurvy! 
Oh believe me, I don't need an excuse! 
With a cocktail called "Hello Sailor", I suspect you were nearer the mark with naughtical....
There's always the "Sailor Beware" of course. ![]()
I have a long history of insomnia...
I thought it was buyer beware! now where did I leave that book? 
By the way your weekend teaser looks just like my cellulite! ![]()
Cellulite? Oh lord...
Even georgeous fools get celluloid! ![]()
No, really? Well I'll have to take your word for that I guess.
Oh goodness - it's that word again... bulwark that is.
I always have to think how to pronounce it, and I have an inbuilt tendency to make the "w" silent. Then I get laughed at.
It's what happens when you grow up in a place where the silent "w" is essential!!
Well that's novel: I've seen people spell bulwark with a second 'l' (bulwalk) based on how the word sounds, but have never heard bulwark pronounced without the 'w'. How interesting.
It also crops up in my life as a word to be spoken aloud at least once every 6 weeks or so and when I'm reading it to myself my own pronunciation does take precedence.
I came across it written down before I heard it pronounced, which happens to me a lot - being one of these very avid readers who reads almost anything.
It's the peril of having spent one's early years in Warwick and arguing belligerently for a sensible spelling!
Episcopal is another of those words I had a unique pronounciation for, (E-pi-scop-al) and confused my entire family for a few days until I took them past the sign with "St Mary's Episcopal Church" on it and light dawned...
English is an odd language isn't it? Pronunciation can be extremely hit and miss when you have only the written word to guide you. I often wonder how foreigners manage.
I always had trouble with 'awkward' as a child. For some bizarre reason I refused to see the first ‘w’ so for me the word was ‘akward’, which drove my primary school teacher to distraction. ![]()
You were probably an awkward child too!
Oh I was, believe me. And a real trial to my poor mother. ![]()
Bread 
Bread?
I'm confused now....
Your sunburnt bum!